Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
Steve gets stuck in the room with the heat after picking up the gold lugers. Claire comes to the rescue. When he escapes the room he says “That was too close.” Claire replies, “Yeah, you were almost Steve Burnedside.”
Do not touch me!
CAN SOMEONE JUST CUDDLE THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
i swear if you talk to me I'll cut off your limbs
Im so lonely
why is my fridge empty! I'm HUNGRY I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING
MY STOMACH FEELS LIKE IT'S BEING MASSAGED BY A GRIZZLY BEAR!
*and the tears stream down my face* for three hours
OH DEAR LORD!
"I pray for my future husband, that he may be strong of will, and abundant in patience! And for the sake of everything may he be a good cuddler! May he cook for me! May he just COME TO ME!"
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via louiswstyles
"Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time."
Finishing a video game with a sad ending
Finishing a video game with a happy ending